My new year's resolution is always the same

and that is to get a job. This makes me feel weird because I don't have a goal of losing weight(I need to gain it) or being nicer to people(I'm already nice) like most people. Yes it is frustrating being unemployed and job hunting leads to no results so far. Sometimes I'm tempted to just shout "someone just hire me already" but instead I keep calm and keep hunting. I know that job is out there somewhere just waiting for me and I have to find it. That sounds a lot like getting a girlfriend but I already mentioned in a previous post I see jobs like relationships