I tried uber monster

No it's not some sort of uber and monster mash up where you get free monster energy drinks inside an uber car. When something has uber in it's name, it's already hyping itself up as a more powerful version. The whole presentation of uber monster sure delivers on that promise. Just look at the size of the bottle, pictures don't do it justice, this bottle dwarfs other bottles and small dogs. Even the bottle cap is monstrous in both height and diameter. The label lays a challenge of being worthy to drink it if you can open it, well all 3 of my bottle cap openers couldn't. They were too short but luckily I don't give up easily. The secret is that bottle is a twist off

That doesn't make it easier to open however. I used a shirt and muscle and determination to finally open it. I felt like I beat dino city on the super nintendo, accomplished but overwhelmed. The label suggests it was brewed similar to a beer and it most likely was. Having strong illusions to a beer bottle will do you no favors. You can hide this in a brown bag and passerbys will presume it's malt liquor. The non alcoholic part is the only giveaway monster didn't jump into the beer business

The smell is monster with very very faint hints of beer thanks to the fermented barley. The taste is very smooth with little to no carbonation and the drink has a juicer taste with less of the energy drink after taste. You'll want to drink one as fast as you can't seem to get enough. There is less sugar and caffeine compared to it's can sibling and less of a rush and crash. Buy one to try it even if you don't drink energry drinks

It is that yummy